No accusations, just friendly crustaceans

So a Liebster walks in to a bar… wait. That’s not right. Dafuq is a Liebster? Sadly it’s not a pet lobster. But it is something magical. It appears the lovely Hugzilla has defied all odds and remembered my name now that she’s famous. Not only does […]

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Ten years of pussy

So I brushed on this in another blog post (but got distracted by pie. Mmmm… pie), but the ‘magazine’ I’m attempting to publish is one hell of a task. And now I’m kind of realising that I should blog about it because the journey so far has been […]

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Ummm, k… Photo of the week

Ummm, k… I have to say I’m mildly disappointed at this Ugg Boot’s choice of footwear. Although now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a cow wearing leather shoes… You go, Ugg Boot. Way to stand up for your species by not wearing […]

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Nobody Deserves Bad Pie

As if I’m not busy enough with a full time job, studying journalism, writing & maintaining 3 blogs, writing children’s books and trying to get them published, running a household with a husband and 2 cats, maintaining a low FODMAP diet and crocheting a blanket, […]

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Ummm, k… Photo of the week

I observed this gentle tomato in the centre of town. Clearly not a friend of the rebellious grape, obedient tomato is prepared and obedient. He will not be victim to the hustle and bustle and callous insubordination and cold carelessness that comes with big city life. You can […]

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Sorry, I’m busy.

When you’re single, people don’t want to see you alone. So fall in love. When you’re in love, people don’t want to see you wasting time. So get married. When you’re married, people don’t want to see you stagnant. So have kids. When you have […]

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Where have all my friends gone?

Babies are like Jesus. Harmless on their own but their fan clubs will drive you nuts. Mummies. Yummy mummies. The mommy club. Anyone who has a username containing the word ‘mum’ needs a fierce slap. Hayyyyyyy it’s me ShaylasMum81 Oh hi, it’s Mummy0115 Crazy_Mum73 in […]

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