Ummm, k… I have to say I’m mildly disappointed at this Ugg Boot’s choice of footwear. Although now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a cow wearing leather shoes… You go, Ugg Boot. Way to stand up for your species by not wearing […]
Month: July 2014
Nobody Deserves Bad Pie
As if I’m not busy enough with a full time job, studying journalism, writing & maintaining 3 blogs, writing children’s books and trying to get them published, running a household with a husband and 2 cats, maintaining a low FODMAP diet and crocheting a blanket, […]
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
I observed this gentle tomato in the centre of town. Clearly not a friend of the rebellious grape, obedient tomato is prepared and obedient. He will not be victim to the hustle and bustle and callous insubordination and cold carelessness that comes with big city life. You can […]
Sorry, I’m busy.
When you’re single, people don’t want to see you alone. So fall in love. When you’re in love, people don’t want to see you wasting time. So get married. When you’re married, people don’t want to see you stagnant. So have kids. When you have […]
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
I saw this tree keeping his trunk warm in style, and I found that it serves another purpose: Keeping me warm when we hug. You can see more photos on my instagram page.
Where have all my friends gone?
Babies are like Jesus. Harmless on their own but their fan clubs will drive you nuts. Mummies. Yummy mummies. The mommy club. Anyone who has a username containing the word ‘mum’ needs a fierce slap. Hayyyyyyy it’s me ShaylasMum81 Oh hi, it’s Mummy0115 Crazy_Mum73 in […]
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Came out of my house this morning to find this. Nice try, Luigi. Nice try. You can see more photos on my instagram page.
How to take a stunning Passport Photo in 6 easy steps
It’s that time again. It only comes around once every ten years and every ten years I convince myself that I can’t possibly top my previous efforts. But I always do. Now I think we all know the rule but I feel it necessary to […]
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Hey there, bag of escaped Christmas decorations, just hanging out on a pole on the side of the road in the middle of the year, trying to make ‘Festivus + Xmas in July fusions’ a thing… You’re doing it right. You can see more photos on my instagram […]
McFly Undone 