I’ve been nominated to do one of these Blog Hop things. At first I was excited because I thought I’d get to dress like a rabbit. But then I was annoyed to learn that that’s not what it is at all. A ‘blog hop’ is when […]
Month: June 2014
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Came across this tragedy on my way home. Sadly I was too late to save this poor, misguided, suicidal watermelon. If only I had been there sooner… You can see more photos on my instagram page.
The day I saved an old lady’s life
My latest post at Clean Up In Aisle Three sees me saving an old lady’s life. Some people are using the word ‘hero’ but I’m really just a regular girl. You can read all about it here.
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Buses are the transport mode of choice for rebels, and this grape is no exception. Rebellious grape has had it with your rules, and that’s why he’s the star of this week’s ‘Photo of the Week’. When I told him he was in a no standing […]
Naked, pink and on the ball
I have two very definite reactions to things that happen in this life: a) Completely nonchalant; or b) Insanely panicked and inconsolable. So when I woke up one morning and couldn’t see out of my right eye I immediately concluded that I was going to go […]
It’s just not working out
My latest guest appearance over at Clean Up in Aisle Three is all about people who exercise too much, and people like me who want to punch them in the face. You can read my post, ‘It’s Just Not Working Out’ right here.
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Yet another on-my-way-to-work treasure. Spotted this um.. Kangatoo Cockaroo (?) in a shop window. She didn’t say much but she has a pouch-baby so she was probably tired or something. I wanted to stroke her feathery goodness but said shop was closed and she didn’t seem overly interested in unlocking the door for […]
The day I was told to stop flashing
It’s a strange feeling when the career you’ve spent years building for yourself starts to evolve into something completely different before your eyes. It doesn’t happen suddenly, but you feel it. And after trying to ignore it for the last few years I’ve reluctantly decided to […]
Ummm, k… Photo of the week
I saw this on my way to work this week in the window of a creepy little gallery. I don’t know what they are or what they wanted but they would not stop staring at me. Except for the two on the right – they just […]
Crying at the office
When two of the funniest, most brilliant idiots I know suggested that we form a group blog, my response was a resounding OH HELL YES. So we started this piece of awesomeness called Clean Up in Aisle Three – A place where three people who can barely run […]
McFly Undone 