Guys, this whole KonMari thing is supposed to take SIX MONTHS. So I wanted to make sure I’d properly done everything I could and given it enough time before writing my final KonMari post – just to be sure that the results would be fair and […]
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Pig vs KonMari Part IV – A Little Underwear Party Never Killed Nobody
I have to apologise for the delay, bla bla bla, but hey, Part IV is here, so keep your panties folded. Or don’t. You’ll see. This post took a little longer because SURPRISE SURPRISE my entire life has become consumed by Kondo and my stinking inability to […]

Pig vs KonMari Part III – I am the Josef Fritzl of clothes
Ok. It’s part III. I’ve got three chapters under my belt and to quote every single The Bachelor contestant, “When I started this journey I was the biggest sceptic, but…” Oh God. It’s happening. Make no mistake, I am still a pig. I mean, it’s […]

Pig vs. KonMari Part II – I’m talking to my sock and it’s ok.
OMG you guys, please halp. I’m only TWO chapters in and I feel this strange urge to start tidying my house. What the hell is going on??!! I fear I’ve fallen in deep, somebody please come over here and throw my socks at my face […]

Pig vs KonMari Part I – Am I clean yet?
Welcome to part one of Me vs ‘The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying’ by Marie Kondo. Here I, a self-confessed pig, will read this book and put the ‘KonMari Method’ to the test. I’ll do everything this bestselling tidying guru says, and we’ll see if I can be […]

Putting the ‘sty’ in ‘style’ – Prologue
I read the most hilarious post ever on the glow the other day. I started reading posts on mamamia after the amazing Hugzilla started writing for them, and I also fell in love with Rosie Waterland’s bachelor recaps. Oh, and I somehow got an article of […]

Excuse me, your ignorance is showing.
If somebody’s crack is showing, are you not disgusted? If you see a booger hanging out of someone’s nose do you not cringe and look away? Once I saw my (not current) boss pick up a newspaper and walk straight into the men’s room with it tucked under his […]

Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Oh, there you are, ironic skull on the side of a power box… So glad I found you. I had to lean over a bin to take this but hey, #yolo.

T-T-T-Today, Junior!
So I was nominated by Ashleigh at MyMeow not only as a 2015 Woman With Purpose, but also to take stock of where I am at today, in honour of her page’s 1st birthday. SO this is where my life is at on this greyish Sydney day […]

Say that one more time.
Last week was not a good week to be a crazy cat lady. It was actually the biggest week in cats that the internet has seen so far in 2015, so you’d think I’d be thrilled and excited and happy. And I was. I was […]

You can’t spell ‘Awesome’ without ‘meow’
I meant to do this whole thing where I blogged my progress along the path of becoming a writer. But because it all happened quickly and because I have at least 472 things to do per day, my blogging time turned into me mashing my […]

No accusations, just friendly crustaceans
So a Liebster walks in to a bar… wait. That’s not right. Dafuq is a Liebster? Sadly it’s not a pet lobster. But it is something magical. It appears the lovely Hugzilla has defied all odds and remembered my name now that she’s famous. Not only does […]

Starting a new job: When to unleash your inner nutcase
Starting a new job is exciting for many, momentous for some and an emotional roller coaster for others. For me it’s just another place I have to gauge how long and difficult it will be to keep my personality from forcing its way out. I […]

Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Came across this tragedy on my way home. Sadly I was too late to save this poor, misguided, suicidal watermelon. If only I had been there sooner… You can see more photos on my instagram page.

The day I was told to stop flashing
It’s a strange feeling when the career you’ve spent years building for yourself starts to evolve into something completely different before your eyes. It doesn’t happen suddenly, but you feel it. And after trying to ignore it for the last few years I’ve reluctantly decided to […]

Pussy Footing
My cat shoes are possibly the best material purchase I’ve ever made. Not only am I now the coolest person I know, I also have a flawless excuse for keeping my head down – to look at my shoes of course. I can’t tell you if […]