Guys, this whole KonMari thing is supposed to take SIX MONTHS. So I wanted to make sure I’d properly done everything I could and given it enough time before writing my final KonMari post – just to be sure that the results would be fair and […]
Author: Bexy McFly

Pig vs KonMari Part IV – A Little Underwear Party Never Killed Nobody
I have to apologise for the delay, bla bla bla, but hey, Part IV is here, so keep your panties folded. Or don’t. You’ll see. This post took a little longer because SURPRISE SURPRISE my entire life has become consumed by Kondo and my stinking inability to […]

Pig vs KonMari Part III – I am the Josef Fritzl of clothes
Ok. It’s part III. I’ve got three chapters under my belt and to quote every single The Bachelor contestant, “When I started this journey I was the biggest sceptic, but…” Oh God. It’s happening. Make no mistake, I am still a pig. I mean, it’s […]

Pig vs. KonMari Part II – I’m talking to my sock and it’s ok.
OMG you guys, please halp. I’m only TWO chapters in and I feel this strange urge to start tidying my house. What the hell is going on??!! I fear I’ve fallen in deep, somebody please come over here and throw my socks at my face […]

Pig vs KonMari Part I – Am I clean yet?
Welcome to part one of Me vs ‘The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying’ by Marie Kondo. Here I, a self-confessed pig, will read this book and put the ‘KonMari Method’ to the test. I’ll do everything this bestselling tidying guru says, and we’ll see if I can be […]

Putting the ‘sty’ in ‘style’ – Prologue
I read the most hilarious post ever on the glow the other day. I started reading posts on mamamia after the amazing Hugzilla started writing for them, and I also fell in love with Rosie Waterland’s bachelor recaps. Oh, and I somehow got an article of […]

Excuse me, your ignorance is showing.
If somebody’s crack is showing, are you not disgusted? If you see a booger hanging out of someone’s nose do you not cringe and look away? Once I saw my (not current) boss pick up a newspaper and walk straight into the men’s room with it tucked under his […]

Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Oh, there you are, ironic skull on the side of a power box… So glad I found you. I had to lean over a bin to take this but hey, #yolo.

T-T-T-Today, Junior!
So I was nominated by Ashleigh at MyMeow not only as a 2015 Woman With Purpose, but also to take stock of where I am at today, in honour of her page’s 1st birthday. SO this is where my life is at on this greyish Sydney day […]

Say that one more time.
Last week was not a good week to be a crazy cat lady. It was actually the biggest week in cats that the internet has seen so far in 2015, so you’d think I’d be thrilled and excited and happy. And I was. I was […]

You can’t spell ‘Awesome’ without ‘meow’
I meant to do this whole thing where I blogged my progress along the path of becoming a writer. But because it all happened quickly and because I have at least 472 things to do per day, my blogging time turned into me mashing my […]

Careless Whiskers
When I finally uploaded my finished, polished book to the internet machine I half expected balloons or streamers to fall from the sky. It felt like such an enormous achievement – to finally finish what I’d started so long ago – and for a second I […]

No accusations, just friendly crustaceans
So a Liebster walks in to a bar… wait. That’s not right. Dafuq is a Liebster? Sadly it’s not a pet lobster. But it is something magical. It appears the lovely Hugzilla has defied all odds and remembered my name now that she’s famous. Not only does […]

Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Pringles Man is reduced to giving himself away. You’re better than this, Pringles Man. I wish you could see what I see. You can see more photos on my instagram page.

Ten years of pussy
So I brushed on this in another blog post (but got distracted by pie. Mmmm… pie), but the ‘magazine’ I’m attempting to publish is one hell of a task. And now I’m kind of realising that I should blog about it because the journey so far has been […]

Ummm, k… Photo of the week
Not exactly my first choice for thirst-quenching refreshment. But hey, if it’s good enough for Mexico then it’s good enough for me. You can see more photos on my instagram page.